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guys write Shrek here from somewhere in

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the skies reporting to you live from Los

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Angeles and today I received this

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package in the mail I had no idea who it

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was from

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when I looked at the return address I

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noticed the name and I noticed that it

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was one of my patreon subscribers and

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fellow supporters of the show so I

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immediately contacted him on Facebook

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and asked him what is this what's going

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on he told me there was a surprise and

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that he wanted me to do a video of the

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unboxing so I have no idea what's in

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here all I was told is to open the box

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and read the envelope first so you're

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gonna experience this with me right now

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as I unveil whatever this happens to be

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[Applause]

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sorry to the individual reset this today

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there we go

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fine all right step envelope first let's

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hominis letter here who Nathan

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Hendrickson attorney at law I was given

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permission to use his name this is on an

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official letterhead by mr. Nathan

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Hendrickson alright let's see what we

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have here mr. Ryan Sprague dear mister

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spread I am practicing excuse me I'm a

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practicing lawyer and an officer of the

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court in good standing license to

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practice in the state of Oklahoma having

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handled cases ranging from small claims

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to first-degree murder

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enclosed are two items number one a

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would display box of pema's pedals okay

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number two a ceramic mug more

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particularly the rocks were gathered by

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myself

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at approximately 12:55 p.m. local time

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on October 17th 2017 at the back gate

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entrance to the facility known as area

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51 well these particular pebbles were

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obtained by me lying on the ground

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outside the gate and physically reaching

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about two inches past the checkpoint

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imaginary line in partial view of the

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base security personnel thus making

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these pebbles truly from inside area 51

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this was witnessed by a combat decorated

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NCO officer of the US Army identity is

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help for security purposes

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understandable the ceramic of what

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exceeds me the ceramic mug was purchased

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in person off the shelf of the little

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alien diner in Rachel Nevada a lot of

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you area 51 aficionados who know exactly

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what he's talking about

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on October 17 2017 and not via the

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internet and or Bell the box and bow are

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original the mug was taken out of the

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original box

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on one occasion photographed for

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documentation for you then repackaged

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with extra packing material before shape

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this is very detailed like you tell oh

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is definitely by a lawyer the chain of

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custody for these items would be area 51

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slash groom link then in my personal

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possession at my home office then

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package personally by mix-up and sent to

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you with no third party involvement on

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behalf of all fans I thank you for your

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efforts making this somewhere in the

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skies podcast and entertaining

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informative and fun experience

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respectfully submitted

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Nathan Hendricks wow that's amazing and

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here is a personal note to me which I

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will not read out loud about this story

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behind how he obtained the bevels

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clearly a lot has been redacted

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so this rejected letter is pretty

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interesting I have to admit Nathan says

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dear Ryan here is the real story about

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my trip to area 51 he that sort of goes

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on to tell me how he obtained the rocks

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and someone that he met while he was

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there who gave him some really

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interesting information again a lot of

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its redacted though so I don't really

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know who he's talking about or what

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exactly went down there but he says that

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here's the last paragraph I'm gonna read

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this to you guys it's so nice after

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decades of Lies redactions doublespeak

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dis information to finally get some

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clear answers for a change glad I could

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share this with you so that you could

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get it out

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to your podcast listeners I just hope

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that they don't pull with you the same

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thing they did to George Knapp and his

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metal Spears he let the atomic museum

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borrow they got conveniently lost when

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he asked for them back ours won't

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because I left all of the proof in the

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same box that I put the rocks in gigs of

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data on a thumb drive stashed it in the

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tissues in the box with the rocks they

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will never find it the second you get it

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publish it and do an emergency podcast

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talk to you soon

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Nathan Wow and now let's let's take a

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look at what we have so I'm assuming

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this is the mug love the alien green by

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the way Nathan your prototypical little

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green man in all its glory Wow obtained

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from the little alien diner that is

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still cool Nathan in fact I have my

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night coffee with me right now that I

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think I'm going to immediately transfer

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to this let's make sure there's no

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pebbles in there cheers guys cheers to

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never tasted better so all right there

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is a box in here that's a start so let's

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look for the thumb drive all right

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there's another note actually right here

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on top of a box it says Tom i

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intercepted this package while it was on

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the way to California after dick gave me

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a heads up

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I switched boxes to mess with this head

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burden this note when you see it then

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melt Orion compliments of Lewis

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Elizondo that's a good one my man anyone

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who's been following the to the stars

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News knows that the joke is officially

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on me I assume there's no thumb drive in

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here of a bombshell information but that

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was a good one Nathan that was a good

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one but I'm gonna take a look at the box

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here Wow okay well I was not expecting

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this this is a lot cooler than I

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anticipated you say yep it comes

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right now cool here are my pebbles

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straight from area 51 in the shape of an

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alien that is so creative Nathan thank

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you that I don't know what to say but

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that's so cool I'm going to treasure

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this for the rest of my life this means

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the world to me that someone would go

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through all this trouble to play an

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elaborate prank on me and give me a gift

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that I'm never going to forget so -

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Nathan thank you thank you thank you so

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much for this I honestly don't know what

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else to say and thank you to all of my

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patreon subscribers and for everyone who

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supported the show it's things like this

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that truly make it all worth it so again

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thank you for supporting the show check

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out next week's episode and I guess I'll

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sort of leave it at that

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again all the support means the world to

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me and keep looking up keep your feet on